Would You Rather....

no arms cuz then people will do my bidding >

Would you rather be a girl or a shemale

A girl cuz i already am one

Would you rather Jump off a bridge or jump on a penis

jump off a bridge you never said how high the bridge was

Would you rather kill justin beiber or create world peace?

Create world peace cause JB is the SHIT! (Can you not hear the sarcasm?)

Would you rather run into a tree or be attacked by rabid bunnies.

run into trees becuz rabid bunnies will kill me

Would you rather be a nub or ask for leech

Ask for leech cause then I would be a nub with training

Would you rather be a pedo or be gay

Gay cuz Im already gay

would you buy jan cash or buy jan cash.

i would buy jan cash cuz u can use em to get sexual favors from jan

would u rather westle a bear or wrestle a tiger

a bear because I can do this to him.

Would you rather Do this or do That

DO that cuz doing this is overrated ;c
would you rather use a fork or a spoon

Fork, i can poke people with it
Would you rather drink pee or eat poop

Drink pee because sometimes its even healthier then water.

Would you rather be rich or have a super power (that doesn't involve spontaneosly spawning money)

rich o-o

Would you rather live forever or die ? lol

die cause living forever would make me middle aged and wrinkled

Would you rather get raped or rape some1?

Get raped........it can be a girl right?
Would you rather smd or lmp

smd because i can slice your Dick

Would you rather drink Dr.Pepper or Pepsi?

Pepsi
would you be a hoar or a slut?

a Slut cuz u have to get laid to be a Whore -Cough- Jannie -Cough-

WOuld you rather be be a Skank or a skunk

A skunk cuz they're cute <3

Would you rather be blind or deaf

deaf cause writing things out is better then hearing things

Would you rather die knowing you were gonna die or die unknowingly?

Unknowingly, obviously...

Would you rather tell your friend you're gay or rape him without him knowing.

Rape cuz hes hawt. ;D LOOL

Would you rather be able to sleep or be able to never sleep?

sleep cuz i already do?

would u rather be a whale or an Eagle

an Eagle cause its US bird

Would you rather have a Dumb GF or a Smart GF

Smart GF cuz Smart+Beaty= Epic Win

would u rather die in the shower or in the toilet, lol