Corrupt a wish!

I saw this on a forum I was/am on Matt knows this game! >:]

Corrupt a wish!

Description

Make a wish.

Person below you corrupts your wish
then makes another wish

so, example.

xMrReece wrote:I wish for a pony!

NoFayulhere wrote:Wish Granted, but it ate your head
I wish to be rich!

And so on!

So... To begin!

I wish someone would have a party soon...!

LET THE CORRUPTIONFEST BEGIN!

IM ALSO A BAWSS AT IT <3.
Granted but you suffered a pinful death o.25 seconds before it started.
I wish for $12 C:

Wish granted but you got road killed before you picked it up on the streets.
sorry about the noobish sentence, never played before.

I wish for a new cpu.

Sorry, but you lost memory of what a cpu was right after you got it, so you threw it at a neighborhood cat. then you relized you know what it is so you killed your self. [:

I wish for a pony!

Wish granted but then the pony ran away... o-o

I wish Matt would be caught "Fayuling" :3

You were caught 'Fayuling' before him and got banned and is therefore not able to view the forums anymore, no seeing him fail.

I wish to be famous.

Wish granted but the paparazzi got a naked picture of you and leaked it onto the internet.

I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted D:

granted but u wasted ur wish on wishing it couldnt get corrupted

i wish for a cup

Granted, but it ran away... D:

I wish I had female body x-ray powers.

Wish granted but the first person you laid eyes on was this old lady across the street selling vegetables.

I wish my wish would be corrupted. o_o

Wish granted, but I'm not actually corrupting it right now o-o

I wish that the person below me couldn't corrupt my wish even if he tried.

Granted, therefore I leave the corruption of your wish (and mine) to the person below me.
I wish I could time travel!

granted but u messed up the space time continuum and the universe exploded :O

i wish for an unbreakable cup

granted but u wreck it like eddie griffin did that enzo ferrari

i wish i was a gm o.o

Granted, but you were fired for being a bad one o:

I wish for a pony that could NEVER run away ;D

ROFL @ granted reply XD

wish granted. unfortunately nina hacked your new computer and now has complete control of it and can tell everytime you watch porn on it. your computer starts getting viruses and nina gets scared. however, your computer dies because someone stuck a piece of gum in your modem.

i wish for WORLD DOMINATION hahaha

Too bad. [:

I wish for a pony that cant get harmed by anything! he cannot die of anything!
he cant run away! he cant swim soar, fly or anything like that.. away. |:

aw fail reply rofl

you pony eats you. you die. the end for you :] rofl

i wish for a real live dinosaur that i can ride to school O_0

IT turns out your "dinosaur" is realy a fat old dud wearign a barney costume.

I wish for a VEGETARIAN pony c:

OH NOOOOO D:

your vegetarian pony turns to dust coz nina vaporized it with her newly invented vaporizer gun lol

i wish there was no more school!

Wish grabted, you woke up from your dream and went to school. |:

I wish 17 thousand ponies.

wish granted, but they all ate each other

i wish for nina o.o