Corrupt a wish!

Granted but i ate them all
I wish for ghaybees? ;D

granted but i ate them all
i wish high rate server would stop lagging

wish granted, but your pc has a virus and you have to format it, erasing everything including drako

I wish for some oreos, and only me can eat them and they can't have any poison or be rock oreos or anything else. just normal oreos

Granted but you couldnt open the box

I wish I lost a leg.

wish granted, now u gotta work @ iHop

i wish for a tamed T-rex that would not harm me in anyway

Granted But it died of aidz >:
I wish for smartness.

wish granted but 99% of good looking guys n girls dont want a smart partner
so u had to get married to some fugly looking person and have fugly babies

i wish what i said made sense

Granted but it was for 1/2 a sec. ;D
I wish for someone not fugly. >:

Wish granted, but I didn't like you and left

I wish for a new working and good looking keyboard

granted but it was to awesome and u died from the awesomeness

i wish ppl would get on low rates

granted, but then they didnt like it so back to high rates it was!

I wish for a penguin names harold.

Granted but sorry I gave him aidz. <3

I wish for Friends.

Granted but you gave them aidz too and they died. You are immortal and you cant die. 83

I wish for a zebra named Willis.

Granted but I ate it YUM<3

I wish for a cure to aidz. ;D

Wish granted, but you caught cancer

I wish for a cure for cancer and aids

Granted but it doesn't work for you. c:

I wish for food that didn't make me fat

granted but it taste like cat poop

i wish i was immune to everything

Granted but you have to smd.

I wish for people to smd.

Granted, but i was the "people" (I suck @ suck) C:

I wish for megan fox to smd.

Granted but your's was too small to feel anything.

I wish Matt didn't suck at sucking.

Wish granted, but you had an orgasm so big that you died. o.o

I wish for a guitar. any guitar is good :O

Granted but it mute. c:

I wish for moneh.

Wish granted, but it was fake and you got arrested

I wish for non fake money

Wish granted, but you died before receiving the non-fake money.
I wish Nothing.

Wish granted, you got a baby called 'Nothing' but it died

I wish for a celphone