Corrupt a wish!

granted but ur pc ran away from you

i wish for tony to get Eze's look right

granted buy eze banned him

i wish it would stop raining

granted, but it rained in your house

i wish i had a GF irl -_-

granted but she looked like this [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

i wish for the upgrade to v83 be December 21 2012

granted we upgraded before that and upgraded again for no particular reason on december 21 2012

I wish mango would wishing how his computer needs to be fixed

granted but u didnt understand anything o.o

i wish for the next hr to go by fast D:

granted, but 2 hours passed by

i wish for 2 more wishes

Granted -2 wishes +2 wishes is equal to 0 wishes

I wish for people to go to lala land

granted, but it was too annoying.

i wish my school was better

granted but then a meteor came i destroyed the whole school with teachers student and everything

i wish cosmo would stop being gay

Granted, But im not 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% gay.

I wish Armando was 100000000000000000% Gay

granted but then i saw u and turned straight

i wish for a vehicle that runs on water goes faster than the speed of light is unbreakable/undestructable has anti theft built in with UPS (Universal Positioning System) and will only work for me [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] (not actual size, derp)

granted, but it was a toy.

i wish that his [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] was made for me only, and that it was REAL.

granted but u cant drive it so ur parents used it and they crashed it so now u get nothing

i wish for beta already D:

Granted, but ur pc failed to load VisualMS so now u gotta fix it....... AGAIN.

I wish I could control Time.

Granted, but your powers overloaded and you got sent to the ice age.
I wish for a pony.

Granted it ate your head

I wish you a merry christmas

Granted, but then I died.

I wish for waffles.

granted, but u hated waffles.

i wish i was bored.

Granted you were so bored you decided to take drugs

I wish for a hippo

granted but it killed u

granted, but u had no corruptions.

i wish Mando made a wish.

granted, but he 4got about u

I wish Joker Costume's weren't expensive

granted, but they sold out
i wish i had a taco *-*